Higher Mathematics

“Hey honey.”

“I know that look.”

“How about we go upstairs and you can do a mobius strip for me?”

“Sorry honey, we don’t have a pole?”

“Yes we do, I constructed a polar axis in our bedroom.”

“Well then, why don’t you ask your friend Mobius to do it for you?”

“Hmm, not what I had in mind.  Can we integrate then?”

“What?”

“I want to get a feel for the area under your curves. 

“Geek!”

“I feel like multiplying.”

“Nerd.” 

“Come on, I really want to generate another parent function.”

“Do you understand what menopause is about?”

“Please, just let me bisect your triangle.”

“You are such a Dork.”

“I bet if we get diametrically opposed you can reach a global maximum.”

“Now you’re talking my language.”

“Did you know that the perimeter of the annulus is an erogenous zone?”

“You’re not going anywhere near my annulus.”

“Why not; is it a restricted domain?”

“Call the school and tell them you’re done tutoring math.”