My weight is greater, my waistline is longer, and my cholesterol is higher than at any other point in my life. This morning, Kellie fed me oatmeal for breakfast and then dragged me on a two mile run, although a walk-jog is a more apt description. If today marks the start of Kellie trying to get me back into shape, then Christmas Day is looming as an early major setback. We just finished preparing two trays of lasagna for tomorrow’s dinner. Ingredients include: half a gallon of ricotta cheese, three pounds of mozzarella, one pound of parmesan, one pound of Italian sausage, and one pound of chopped meat. I can already feel my arteries starting to clog.
