This morning, Kellie and I were discussing what to get each other for Christmas. Since we just went on a cruise, we decided that we would just fill each other’s stockings with small, inexpensive gifts this year. Kellie asked for a coupon allowing her to control the temperature in our home. I said, “No.” (I’ll elaborate on our temperature wars in a future post.) Instead, I suggested a coupon for unlimited Joey love. She declined, smugly claiming that she could get that anytime she wanted without a coupon. Kellie even declared that she could probably make me pay her for that gift. I guess I’m not going to be stuffing her stocking this year.